This is really stupid... but I have to memorize all 27 amendments in order to graduate so I have to think of witty sayings to help me

(I figured I would write them all down and share with the world)

1. Freedom of Religion, Press, Speech, Assembly, and Opinion
2. Right to bear arms (right "2" bear arms)
3. Quartering soldiers (3's a crowd)
4. No unreasonable searches (4 = no knocks on the door)
5. Due process/ self-incrimination (I plead the 5th)
6. Right to speedy trial (2,4,6 is a speedy fix) (speedy fix)
7. Right to a jury trial ( 7 in a pile= a jury trial) ok these are stupid...
8. No cruel or unusual punishment (8 and youre in hell's gate) i suck
9. Construction of Constitution ( 9 and constitution is fine) or (9 and constitution wont change with time) wow, I hope noone reads these
10. States Rights (first 10 states)
11. Judicial limits ( one one and judicial is done done) ahahahaha
12. Choosing President and Vice president (Postition 1 and Position 2)
13. Slavery abolished
14. Citizen rights (4eign citizens can vote)
15. All men get the right to vote ( 1 and 5 and your vote is fine) ...oy... (5 guys)
16. Income tax (SIX= Start Income taX) ok I will not remember that... (6 is an income fix)
17. Senators (SEventeen and SEnators)
18. Prohibition my ass...
19. Womens rights
20. Inuguration Day is on January 20th
21. Getting rid of prohibition (you can drink when you are 21)
22. President can only have 2 term limits (22 = two terms) lucky numberr
23. DC can vote (23 for DC)
24. No poll tax (twenty four without a tax at the door)
25. Succession of president (25 and die) ... it made sense in my head... hahaha
26. Voting age is 18 (2+6=8 ... 18) or ... my birthday is the 26 and I will be 18
27. Congressional pay


This test isn't going to go very well tomorrow...